Everybody Scream

I'm Max. 19 @ UCF
Computer Science Major
I post bullshit that interests me.

blackbruise: ‘please do not expand the list by killing people.’ I feel like I could do better.

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blackbruise:

‘please do not expand the list by killing people.’

I feel like I could do better.

(Source: salma)

Posted May 28, 2012 at 9:35 pm 8450 notes

josiahdevine: Fishing with the old Brad yesterday was great (Taken with instagram) Swag

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josiahdevine:

Fishing with the old Brad yesterday was great (Taken with instagram)

Swag

Posted May 28, 2012 at 9:05 pm 5 notes

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The last one, oh lord

(Source: traoullos)

Posted May 28, 2012 at 12:59 pm 75485 notes

How Typical.

Posted May 22, 2012 at 1:42 pm

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Posted May 21, 2012 at 9:26 pm 5025 notes

buriedluck replied to your post: Whatever cruel, spiteful god was watching over me…

MAX, YOU WILL FORGET THIS SPITEFUL GOD AND HAVE A KICKASS DAY TOMORROW BECAUSE YOUR ARCH NEMESIS DEMANDS IT!

My toenail fell off just a little bit ago, hurts like hell. I have to stand around for 7 hours tomorrow.

Posted May 14, 2012 at 11:35 pm

Whatever cruel, spiteful god was watching over me today really had it out for me. :|

Posted May 14, 2012 at 11:26 pm 1 notes

did-yuo-kno: * Licking someone else’s elbow is less likely to cause harm unless the chemicals secreted by their sweat glands are similar to your own.

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did-yuo-kno:

* Licking someone else’s elbow is less likely to cause harm unless the chemicals secreted by their sweat glands are similar to your own.

Posted May 13, 2012 at 12:25 pm 337 notes

The rest of my day will consist of eating food, scratching my butt, and watching Dragonball Z.

Posted May 7, 2012 at 4:54 pm 3 notes

theclearlydope: Like … a lot. Just my own.

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theclearlydope:

Like … a lot.

Just my own.

(Source: jessickanovembre)

Posted May 7, 2012 at 12:03 pm 12108 notes